We had dinner at Orchard City Kitchen this evening. On arrival, both Tyler and I went to the restroom. He took longer than I did, so I went to our table and sat with Nat and David and waited we for him. When he arrived at our table, he had a suspicious face and said excitedly, “The toilet seats are warm!” Nat looked at him confused and he proceeded to say “I purposely took my pants off and sat on the toilet. It was warm!” The toilets at this restaurant are also bidets…

Toward the end of dinner, he went to the restroom again. This time he took even longer. When he came back, he looked at us and said, “There’s a button called The Vortex, so I pushed it just to see what would happen. I heard the toilet make some rumbling sounds and all of a sudden water sprayed into my butt!!” Nat and I burst out laughing. I laughed so hard I cried. Tyler was definitely fascinated with the bidet and decided to try all of its functions. Oh Tyler…