In the car today:

Nat: Mom, how many pounds are you?
Me: Why do you ask?
Nat: I just want to know.
Tyler: Are you 1000lbs or something?
Me: Do I look like I’m 1000 lbs?!?!
(Nat is laughing hysterically)
Tyler: No, you don’t look jumbo. I once saw a 1000lb lady on TV. She was jumbo.